"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life."

"Trust yourself, then you will know how to live."

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."

"An idea isn't worth that much. It's the execution of the idea that has value. If you can't convince one other person that this is something to devote your life to, then it's not worth it."

"One runs the risk of weeping a little, if one allows himself to be tamed."

"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble."