"We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children."

"Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence."

"This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank."

"On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach."

"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."

"succes is quest that will take me a life time to for fill but it is worth the wait"

"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."

"A lie travels farther than the truth."

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."

"We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias."

"Alea Iacta est... (the dice is cast)"

"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn's make a sudden move."