"The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."

"Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage -- it can be delightful."

"There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it."

"Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life."

"Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else."

"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience."

"Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines."

"As the archaeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end."

"All my experience of the world teaches me that in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred, the safe and just side of a question is the generous and merciful side."

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."

"LAUREL, n. The _laurus_, a vegetable dedicated to Apollo, and formerly defoliated to wreathe the brows of victors and such poets as had influence at court. (_Vide supra._)"

"The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes."