"In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

"Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house."

"When honor and truth are at odds, let truth prevail."

"One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name."

"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world."

"Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."

"God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out."

"You teach best what you most need to learn."

"God is not in need of anything, but all things are in need of him."

"Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet."

"What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him."

"I am not a role model."