"There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."

"We have a hunger of the mind which asks for knowledge of all around us; and the more we gain, the more is our desire. The more we see, the more we are capable of seeing."

"The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal."

"Cynics are made, not born."

"Getters don't get - givers get."

"Has not Nature proved, in giving us the strength necessary to submit them to our desires, that we have the right to do so?"

"I ask no favors for my sex.... All I ask of our brethren is that they will take their feet from off our necks."

"War is hell, and I mean to make it so."

"No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures."

"Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives."

"This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet."

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."