"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The only real power comes out of a long rifle."

"You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that - and shudder."

"Go to your bosom; Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, 'I don't know.'"

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive."

"Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience, you're too damned old to do anything about it."