"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

"Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left."

"We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives."

"If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?"

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."

"Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough."

"Those that she makes fair she scarce makes honest; and those that she makes honest she makes very ill-favouredly."

"The most important things in life aren't things."

"It is human nature to hate him whom you have injured."

"Keen at the start, but careless at the end."

"The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails."

"I am only one; but still I am one. I may not be able to do everything, but still I can do something."