"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"No one can wear a mask for very long."

"Books must follow sciences, and not sciences books."

"The only reward for love is the experience of loving."

"it is possible to fool all of the people all of the time--when government and press cooperate."

"I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art."

"Heat and animosity, contest and conflict, may sharpen the wits, although they rarely do; they never strengthen the understanding, clear the perspicacity, guide the judgment, or improve the heart."