"I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded."

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night."

"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time."

"They can make you say anything - ANYTHING - but they can't make you believe it."

"To be able to be caught up into the world of thought -- that is being educated."

"The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one."

"Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles."

"Truth has beauty, power and necessity."

"One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose."