"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact."

"Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends."

"Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders."

"I've got to follow them - I am their leader."

"Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold."

"That's how my life is now: I'm walking without fear, and if there are mistakes to be made, I'll make them, learn from them, and keep going."