"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"I would rather make one percent of a hundred men's efforts than one hundred percent of my own. This way if ten get sick and ten get run over by a truck, I still have eighty percent of my income."

"Do not speak of repulsive matters at table."

"The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him."

"True strength lies in gentleness."

"A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one."

"The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it."