Piperism

How can I forget?

怎么忘得了?

The smith is making shoes for a horse while braining his cat.

铁匠在煅马蹄铁时，他的猫听得头铛铛作响。

When a student recently saw two workmen using a pneumatic drill outside his university, he immediately telephoned the police and informed them that two students dressed up as workmen were tearing up the road with a pneumatic drill.

最近有个学生看见两个工人在学校门外用风钻干活，马上打电话报告警察，说有两个学生装扮成工人，正在用风钻破坏路面。